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( Monday, Mar. 04, 2002 9:36 pm ) >Top ten reasons Well, OK, here's something cheerier... My mother asked people in my family to provide jokes, anecdotes, top ten lists, etc. about my Grandmother, since her 80th birthday is coming up. I was talking on im with my brother, and we were speculating about what one of my cousins might come up with.... XXX: dad thought raymond junior might submit some XXX: thpppth me: shah XXX: Top 10 reasons why grandma should do a buncha drugs and go clubbing me: haha XXX: 10. The electric snake in the sky says it would be a good idea me: LOL XXX: 9. Glow-Stick industry always needs more customers me: 8. High time old people got turned on to E. XXX: 7. "Da Rude" groupies very accepting towards senior citizens me: 6. Dentures glow under black light XXX: heh XXX: good one me: thanks! XXX: 5. Senior Discount honored at many southern clubs XXX: 4. "Medic Alert" braclet can be used to smuggle cocaine into club me: haha me: 3. A.A.R.P. is P-h-a-t XXX: ? me: eh, that one was uninspired me: strike it from the record XXX: stricken XXX: 3. "Fantasia" finally hits new target audience of 64+ me: 2. Retirees drink free on Thursday nights. XXX: 1. Fucked up old people are mad funny me: woo hoo! XXX: thank you raymond me: let's hear it for raymond, everybody Just kidding, of course: we love you, Grandma! |
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